home alone and cant sleep. i really should since it has been a long weekend of driving and trying to fit in a large number of social events into three days.

i came pretty close to finding out what its like to shit your pants. horrible. i never want to feel that way again. fuck iced coffee. fuck ciggarettes. and fuck the traffic on the 405. good thing i have tight asshole muscles. yeah, its true. if it wasnt id stll be outside washing my seats clean.

im going to try and force myself to sleep. eventually i will force myself to update this journral